Monday, February 05, 2007

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Samson Option

Looks like it’s on folks. Sponsored by your loving friends in Israel and produced by their faithful neo-con agents in Washington.

Yes Sir, the greatest show on Earth with a cast of millions, unlimited budget. Real violence, real gore and, for the first time in 60 years, real radiation. The show that will entertain not only you but your children and your grandchildren. The blockbuster where real blocks get busted.

Get ready for it.......the sequel to Insanity in Iraq....

(Drum roll).........THE SAMSON OPTION.

The show that America’s "friends" have lied for, cheated for, killed for, spent billions on.

Fans have eagerly awaited the launch of SAMSON since picking up on Bush’s speech to the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies (the Institute created to defend uninterrupted George W. Bush speeches) March 13, when he declared “IEDs we are seeing in Iraq today includes components that came from Iran”.

Publicists Netanyahu and Olmert remained upbeat about the coming production which was almost derailed by the mid-term elections and rumored budget cuts.
The producers decided on a “damn the budget” strategy and gambled on irreversible commitment forcing the backers to stump up.

From the opening dream sequence which shows the evil dictator Ahmadinejad breakfasting on oven-baked baby jew hearts as he feverishly pushes the buttons that bring nuclear holocaust on Israelis peacefully distributing alms to their Palestinian brothers, to the final, cataclysmic scene, the action is unrelenting and the dialogue riveting.

Associate producers Perle, Ledeen and Bolton said that only the very best writers were hired to craft Ahmadinejad’s dialogue:

“We got Pipes, Podhoretz, Kristol putting the words in Ahmad’s mouth. Dershowitz is on the legal team, Mossad doing special effects. It’s a winning formula!” Bolton said. “All that is left to shoot is the provocation scene.”

No need to book. It’s coming to you whether you like it or not. Ticket price: the last of America’s goodwill (get in early, price likely to escalate)

Further reading:

Ahmadinejad’s actual words:

Iran’s Nukes:,2933,217700,00.html

The coming attack: